Bring the laughs and a touch of cheeky charm with our It Sucks To Be Old Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious birthday message and a whimsical illustration of a vacuum cleaner, this card is the perfect way to poke fun at aging—without actually sucking the fun out of their big day.
Printed on premium linen cardstock, this card offers a classy texture that pairs beautifully with its playful design. Measuring approximately 17cm x 13cm, it comes with a crisp white envelope and is blank inside, giving you all the space you need to write something heartfelt… or sarcastic.
Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who can handle a little age-related teasing, this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle—and maybe even a groan.
Key Features:
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Humorous “It Sucks To Be Old” message with vacuum cleaner illustration
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High-quality linen cardstock for a polished, premium feel
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Blank inside for your custom message
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Comes with a white envelope for easy gifting
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Approx. size: 17cm x 13cm
Make their birthday suck—in the best way possible!
